This week:

This week I:

• Fell down a flight of stairs while dropping garbage and a box of wooden wall shelves causing residents to poke their heads out their doors to ask if I was ok
• Got attacked by my cat as I attempted to force eye-goop (this is the technical term) into her infected eye
• Found out my ex is engaged
• Drank (almost) an entire bottle of wine by myself
• Ripped my favorite jeans
• Broke a wineglass at work
• Got rain water spilled directly onto my head by the asshole who decided to close his umbrella over my head right as we entered the subway
• Got stuck underground and in between stations for 25 minutes (with head still wet)
  
• Talked (quite pathetically) about the Photographer I've been seeing for the past couple months to my room mates and coworker friends
• Left the Photographer's apartment (quite pathetically) when he told me he had "a sexual relationship on the side"
• Found myself standing on a dark corner in Brooklyn at 12am on a school night wondering where the fuck I was and how the fuck I was going to get somewhere that looked vaguely familiar
• Realized I left my ring at the photographer's place, meaning that I will undoubtedly have to see him again (unless by some miracle I can convince K to go get it for me....this might be the best (most immature) option)

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